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02 Sep 2014 1 note

How much moneys is too much moneys to spend on Nail Art on Ebay? 

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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

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gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

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01 Sep 2014 27,181 notes
Anonymous said:
Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

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01 Sep 2014 4 notes
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‘I’ve never been accused of accessing a man’s heart through his stomach,’ Joan agrees, adding wickedly, ‘there are far more direct routes.’

God i love Joan Collins.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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sarahpaulsons-buttcheeks said:TAMMY!! It’s a really good and funny movie with a great actress. (:

Tbh, i know the other two off by heart and i’ve never seen Tammy and i think i just wanted someone to tell me it was good :L So thanks! Decision made :D

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mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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01 Sep 2014 5 notes

Do i watch The Conjuring, Addams Family Values or Tammy??

HELP TUMBLR HELP!!

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