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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

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gypsylana:


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yas baby move ❤️

gypsylana:

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yas baby move ❤️

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nakedmonkey said: This is you hungover? I hate you SO fucking much.

This is me the morning after the night i almost punched a guy for trying to take advantage of one of my best friends and drinking too many shots. I was dead in the photo. Sorry. 

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Helen is too hungover to function.

Helen is too hungover to function.

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23 Apr 2014 3 notes

Someone just mentioned “take a Jew to a zoo day” on Twitter. Can we start this? 

SOMEONE TAKE ME TO A ZOO!!! 

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thedrawbridgethatismypants:

If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.

Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.

If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.

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I’ve given up reading any books that aren’t trashy Old Hollywood biographies that included fake quotes and made up gossip.

Because they make me feel better about my own life. And modern society.

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