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celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

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21 Sep 2014 0 notes

Would not like to be my besties fiancé tonight…she’s going to go CRAZY when he gets home.

They’ve literally become THAT couple. The one where the man goes out and the woman waits in for him to come home…the classic “i’ll just finish this drink and i’ll be home” line was used. 

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20 Sep 2014 1 note
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Dog walking nails!

Dog walking nails!

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20 Sep 2014 0 notes

My cat doesn’t want to eat meat but is always chasing me and climbing on the kitchen surface when i make my morning bagel.

She’s the cat me for sure…chasing the Jew life.

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misselizabethtaylor:

Almost immediately she [Elizabeth Taylor] became a presence on the Mismaloya set and thereafter came every day without fail. What’s more, she came dressed for battle: ripely armored in sultry outfits, a series of tiny custom-made bikinis or bikini bottom with loose top and no bra (Victor: “You literally could see the complete upper structure”). She would stand just behind the camera during filming and then move in between takes, kneeling over Burton, whispering into his ear, fussing with his hair (often to his evident displeasure). Ava got the message, averted her eyes when the camera stopped. Besides, she liked Liz well enough. They had too much in common to become enemies now, the two femmes fatales, survivors of the MGM trenches made equally unfit for normal life.

Ava Gardner - Love Is Nothing by Lee Server.

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fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show

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19 Sep 2014 1 note
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ingrids-august-rain said: What do you want the outcome to be??

right-upoffmytiptoes said: Me too.

I’m a No voter. It’s looking very good for us so far, but you never can tell what will happen.

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19 Sep 2014 2 notes
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18 Sep 2014 7 notes

People just look better in the past. Even in mugshots.

60s/70s mugshots look better than modern mugshots.

Everything looks better.

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